Monday, April 15, 2013

Hilarious case of misunderstanding

Our pastor shared the funniest true story this morning in staff meeting.  I'm going to reproduce it as he shared the account on his Facebook page.

Not making this up... A little girl new to our church told her parents that she wanted to be baptized, but she didn't want to do it at our church. When they asked why, she said it was because she didn't want a Martian to baptize her. They asked what in the world she meant, and she said that in the "Welcome to FBCLS" class her family attended, Mr. Allen said we practice baptism by a Martian. Apparently Mr. Allen needs to enunciate more carefully when talking about baptism by IMMERSION.

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